less then 20 seme
more then 20 uke


1-[x] You like to consent in everything
2-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say
3-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music
4-[x] You are quite hyperactive
5-[x] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking to loud
6-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel
7-[ ] You like making others blush
8-[ ] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand
9-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex
10-[ ] You like romantic- funny anime
11-[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L
12-[x] You have listened “an café”
13-[ ] You like listening to it (i cant get to grips with it)
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 song in you pc of “an café”
15-[x] You are innocent and a little clumsy (i wouldnt say innocent)
16-[x] You smile at kitties
17-[x] You usually say –kawaii-
18-[x] You like plushies
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot (not just that)
21-[ ] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema
22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt (not very offten though)
25-[x] You call your pets with cute names
26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best
27-[ ] You're easy to convince (used to be)
28-[x] Some men scare you
29-[x] You have seen Pucca and you like it
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers
31-[ ] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before
33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive
34-[x] You like j-pop
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa
37-[ ] You smile with no reason
38-[ ] You usually are very positive
39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say



20 oO so.. what? what am i?

i feel like shit at the moment...

i dont know what i've done

Dans mother is such an awfull women...

heres the story

Dan came round here after work lastnight like he always does, we have a good time for a couple of hours, we talk we kiss we cuddle, all the usual.


mum shouts for him to go at ten as usual.


we collect his stuff from the floor, he lost he glasses as usual, so we manage to get down for about 10:10 which is also pretty normal.


we here a knock at the door, dad answers the door and its none other then his mother with his sister

"WERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN RARARARARAR"
Dad cuts in
"im sorry but we've met three times now, and its always on bad terms.
i dont even know your name"

"RARARAR" She continues to rant "GET YOUR LAP TOP I PAID FOR THAT SO I WANT IT BACK IN MY HOUSE" (my computer died previousely, so he lent me his laptop so i could get some work done)

dad then says, raising his voice slightly oviousluy getting irritated " im sorry but if your going to be like that in my house then im going to have to ask you to leave and dont come back"

"oh dont worry i wont come back!" she says in a pomps way trying to get the last word


20 mins later, Dan comes online, the bitch has basicly ranted about my family, called us everyname under the sun. i have been labled bitch/slut in that house and my dad has been labled DickHead.


what i lovely women she is.


and just to top it all off, shes been yelling at her only son whos done nothing wrong calling him a screw up a failior. he can do no right. when hes going to uni to dothe course he wants to.


do you know what started all of this off?


he didnt pick his sister up from work beacuse he didnt know he was meant to

fantastic isnt it....


and i feel that shes only like this because of me. all i seem to be doing for him is causeing him trouble. everytime im there i get a sneer or a glare and he gets ranted at..

i love him, this wont stop that.. but i feel as though im no good for him and it hurts...

Original Journal entry from -
"THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ! THIS INVOLVES YOUR SAFETY ON DA

I am begging you to read this, there is an online stalker (Jere1234,Caeruleum,Kyakuchuu, all the same person) who recently attacked a dear friend of mine, . DA has resolved the situation, but this situation is something people need to be cautious and aware of. He has been blocked but theres always a chance that he'll make another account. Im going to post what's in her journal and if you notice any patterns of similarity, please contact DA IMMEDIATELY. This guy has gone thorough great lengths to contact my friend such as making new accounts and pretending to be other people who he's not. If you would, PLEASE copy this entire message and let other DA members know about this threat. the more people know, the better chance users have of not becomming a victim. So please,read, copy and post this again so this information can spread and no one else gets hurt. There is safty in numbers and this sort of thing needs to be stopped!

Read on to see whats in her journal and if you have any questions, contact her here . She'd would be more than happy to answer any questions you may have so this can be prevented. Please let this word spread.

:iconKaysellebell: 's Journal from this morning-

"I am begging you to read this, it will explain the last journal and also warn so this won't happen to YOU.

Jere1234 IS
Caeruleum IS
Kyakuchuu.

This man is most likely a serial killer or sexual predator of some sort. Deviant art staff is handling this for me right now. The man originally added me as Jere1234 and then he notified me that he would be switching to Caeruleum. He asked that I add him. Thinking he was just some nice man who liked my artwork I said "Sure, why not?" On this account he began writing some poems about and TO my girlfriend Kayla, and I. I began to find this odd but being an overly naive and trusting person I was polite about it, commented the poems, thanked him, so on. He wrote a poem about a lifestyle choice that I thought he spent alot of time critisizing for being different than his own and I believe I posted a comment as simple as "Gosh, what have you got against that, anyhow?" The man literally flipped out. He not only wrote two journal entries condemning me and calling me things between immature and evil, but he also sent me notes telling me how "disappointed" he was with me. A man that I don't know in real life, have only talked to online for a few days, is "disappointed with me." He blocked me, and I blocked him back.

Not long after I began to get several favorites and then a watch from the account Kyakuchuu. I noticed the similar style of poetry and similar interests but I hate people who make assumptions and I'd rather not be one of them, so I just figured it was another poet with similar interests. "Kyakuchuu" soon after began calling Kayla and I "muses" and writing poems about us as well. 2KL he called them-- and informed me that this meant "To Kayla and Ellie" There is a numerous list of them in his gallery. He favorited absolutely every work of mine with Kayla in it along side of me and also any of my pictures that showed my feet. (foot fetishist, obsessive personality: bad sign) He wrote me notes telling of his extensive admiration for Kayla and I, his plans for other poems about us, thanking me for being his "inspiration". All of this seemed very creepy, but I was always thinking, what if this is really just some eccentric old man minding his own business, and he just hasn't got anything better to do. I would hate to just hurt some innocent old man by lashing out at him for no reason. HOWEVER upon talking to Kayla about this, she has taken criminal justice classes. She said that many of these traits sounded like BAD traits and BAD signs. She told me about a type of serial killer called "collecters" Who will collect information, pictures, anything about their subjects, and obsess over them, for a long time before they make any move. She told me that alot of the time these men will be too smart for their own good and seem kind of innocent but mostly very mysterious. I have never let on in this site where I live as far as I know, all of my friends sites that are nearbye me say they live in different places (luxembourg, Canada, UK, anywhere...) and I was afraid that the longer I spoke to him and tried to be polite because I wasn't sure, the longer I had to slip up somehow and for him to figure out where I live if this was truly his intent.

Well hopefully DA will do something about this, no more little girls need to be preyed upon from the comfort of their own homes. I am not a stupid girl, just too niave. Now that I started investigating it further I have found that this is DEFINITELY the same man, seeing as his first site has some of the same poems that are placed on the second site, and the second site has NUMEROUS poems that are placed on the site he is using now, Kyakuchuu. Some under a different name, but nonetheless, the same poems. That in itself should be grounds enough for being banned from the website. That's more than harrassment, that's online stalking.

IF THIS MAN CONTACTS YOU DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM
please I am begging you, complain to DA so they will do something about this. I don't want anybody else to get hurt over the internet.

EDITED TO SAY:
Regardless of what was or wasn't said or how nice I was to this man as he claims, I was under the impression that he was a different man from the original man, so I had no reason to be unkind to him until I knew. Secondly, I blocked his second acount and he created a third in order to continue speaking to me without informing me of who he was, which is textbook HARASSMENT. I blocked him, he created another account. That is harrassment. period the end, and what I filed it under was: Harrassment. So there you go. Not to mention he called me "obviously an adult" When he knows I am only a teenager. Smart man."


- After this my friend recieved a message from DA saying that the situation had been resolved. This man has been banned from DA, but please be wary since he could always create some other account.

Please be careful out there you guys.

So that's it, please be careful all of you. I just don't want to see anyone get hurt or anything like that.

EDIT: One last quick thing before I forget. Everyone, be sure to copy and paste this message into your journals. That way, we can get the word out. Thank you again for your time."

Rules: List 12 of your original characters and then answer the questions.

1.) Rafe
2.) Sasha
3.) mercy
4.) josh
5.) jake
6.) ethereal
7.) Raven
8.) leo
9.) libra
10.) Morbid Tom
11.) Yaten
12.) Gabrial

1.) 5 and 7 are trapped in a room. There's only one window 12 feet above the ground. How do they get out?

jake: " well you have wings so why dont you just fly up there and take me with you?" *crosses arms*
Raven: why do i have to do all the work, you climb up there, you have claws dont you?"
Jake: " there for gashing peoples eyes out like how im gonna do to you if you dont get us outa here!!!"
Raven: such big talk from such a small boy
Jake: *pounce*
Raven: GAH!!

2.) 2, 4, and 9 are on a shopping spree and they all find something they all want...but there's only one left. Who gets it?

CENSORED


3.) 1 and 8 have a break dancing contest. Who would win?

Rafe: um... how the hell do you break dance? * confused*
Leo: shut up Vampire how dare you talk *busts some moves*


4.) Think 11 could be a super model?
*camera shy* squee

5.) Would 12 and 3 team up to slay a dragon?
gabriel *hops about coz hes a fluffy bunny*
Mercy: DIE DRAGON!!!! *POUNCE*

6.) 7 turns out to be a murderer. What does 2 think of it?
Sasha: wow whats it like to know you killed a man?
Raven: pretty cool actually ^__^

7.) Would you ever see 6 and 10 together?

GAH!! WTF NEVER!!! THE WORLD WOULD END THE DAY THEY EVER THOUGHT THEY COULD BE TOGETHER!!!! *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
8.) 1 and 4 are having a fist fight. What does 8 do about it?

rafe and josh are evenly matched coz there twins!
but at least it kills two birds with one stone XD

9.) Why would 6 be afraid of 7?

ethereal *quivers at the sight of a dragon demon*

10.) Who would get to bed earlier? 11 or 5?
Jakes dog like metabolism dos'nt let him stay up past 10 on most nights

11.) If 2 had a special plushie but 3 spilled soda all over it when 2 was away, what would 3 do to cover it up?

Mercy: oh shit!!! *runs round like a headless chicken not really knowing what to do not realiseing that sasha has walked in to find the soda covered plushie*

Sasha: *unleashes inhuman fury*

12.) Would 6 steal something if they had a chance?
Ethereal: me steal!?! i was tought that if i were to steal i would go straight to hell!! (bareing in mind Eth was alive in the 1900's)

13.) If 7 ever dressed up in a dress, what would 12 think?

Gabrial: chu?
Raven: well cant say this is really all that diffrent from the corset i wore for Rafe
Rafe: aww yeh XD gigidi gigidi

14.) Who's smarter? 10 or 9?
Libra: He is my master, my all mighty, of course he is smarter then me
Morbid: of course i am *smirk*

15.) Does 4 get embarrassed by 7 a lot?

i think its proly the other way around



so there you have it XD

hey guys!

& are startin up a club!!
yeah, the only problem is, we need some help from you guys! so if you know how to set up a club on DA correctly, then get in contact with us. we really need your help, and were also looking for fellow deviants to help set it up, and be a rep!

basic info about the club.....
Ok, well for starters, its a strip club for oc's there will be NO NUDETY though, as people do not always want to see pornographic images, and i cant be arsed with dealing with complaints. so if you want to submit a charecter, they need CLOTHS!
The club is not made for humans. simple as that. your character must have a specific demon/angel breed, and there can only be two of that breed, (one male, one female.)
the character must be over 18.
they must fit into one of the given shows,
> lust (fantasy)
> wrath (straps and belts)
> greed (money money money!!)
> sloth (nightware)
> envy (only for the super hotties!!)
> pride (regal clothing)
> gluttony (sweets)

the character sheet must have the characters full bio, as follows

Name :
show name :
show:
age:
breed:
background story:
+ a pic of the character in normal clothing and show outfit

so yeah, come on and be a lil devil.... >>>


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